Here goes the 1st post... Accountant's Love Letter

To my darling...

In the journal paper of my heart, I have written a journal entry, debiting your love and crediting my affection. Darling you write the narration.

Your first love I had already indicated on the ledger folio column and our relations are based on double entry system and our love is real and tangible. You debit what comes in and I credit what goes out.

Your beauty is capital of our business, my eyes are stock in trade, let us enter into a transaction.

You secretly give me trade discount; I will openly give you cash discount. Our Trading, Profit and Loss account will show super profit.

On the check of you cheques, I have enclosed all my wealth; get them encashed with my bankers. Anything you desire to do so, the little counter of my heart will remain open for you even during non banking hours joust like ATM counter.

Darling you are just like a contra entry; you are on debit side and credit side both at the same time. And so my Dear let us rectify our affairs arithmetically.

In the balance sheet, our children will be assets and liabilities. If they are boys we will call them as Sundry Debtors and if they are girls we will call them as Sundry Creditors. But if we have a boy and a girl our Balance sheet will tally automatically. And our auditors will certify that the accounts show a true and fair view of lovely business